Wednesday, August 24, 2005
Pissed!
Was feeling damn fucking bloody PISSED just now (and still is ). HA but at least I managed to con Ah Ben to take 151 with me home.
So in view of my charcoal black face...he told me a "JOKE" which goes sth like that.
Him: " Once a upon a time, there was this man who owned a car. So one day he walked to his car and tried to open the car door BUT he forgot his key. So he then used his backside to rub against the car door. DANG and the car door opened! WHY?"
Me: "Dunno la..."
Him: "Eh put in some effort and guess lehhhh"
Me: "Ehh.. cos the car is like the magic lamp, rub rub then open le lor.."
Him: "No la.. cos the man was wearing Khaki pants ma."
Me: "Huh.. so? "
Him: "Khaki => Car Key... "
Me: .....
Him: " Then hor.. another man went into his car but cannot start the car even though he has the key. So he used his backside to rub against the steering wheel and the car moved! WHY? "
Me: " Cos he was wearing Kaki pants?"
Him: "No la.. cos he was wearing CARGO pants."
Me: " SO?? "
Him: " CAR GO u know? So the CAR will GO la. "
Me: -_-""
Okie la.. it wasnt so bad but I wasnt in the mood to .. u know.. LAUGH it off.
Thanks anyway BP! Great JOKES !=P
Posted by :: Aska :: at 7:47:00 PM