Wednesday, June 07, 2006
Melanie Craft
Ahh yes..Just finished reading 2 romance novels. I'm a sucker for trashy books like these. =PThough I know for the 2948 times how the ending will be like ( happy ending.. DUH), I'll still read them anyway. I love to get tele-transported into their oh-so-sugary-sweet-world every single time.
Back to the books, I have become a quick addict to Melanie Craft's novel. Her Man Trouble was good and got me craving for more! And there's Your Big Break by another author, Johanna Edwards. Love the way she writes. SO-very-funny. Your Big Break's now collecting dust on my desk so if anyone's interested to read it, drop me a msg ya? =)
I dunno if you have read these Redefined Break-up Excuses somewhere else, but they sound amusing to me. My motto as always, GOOD THINGS MUST SHARE! (esp for the girls!)
The Ten Biggest Break-up Excuses, Redefined (From the book-Your Big Break)
Excuse: It's not you, it's me.
Translation: It is definitely, without a doubt, 100% you.
Excuse: We're better off as friends.
Translation: The thought of having sex with you turns my stomach.
Excuse: I think we should date other people.
Translation: I'm already dating other people.
Excuse: I dont deserve you.
Translation: I actually deserve someone much better than you.
Excuse: In another time or place this could've worked out.
Translation: If you were hotter/richer/less boring this could've worked out.
Excuse: I'm still getting to know myself, finding out who I am as a person.
Translation: I'm gay.
Excuse: I used to you think you were The One; now I'm not so sure.
Translation: You weren't this fat when we started dating.
Excuse: I want my space.
Translation: I want to flirt around.
Excuse: This hurts me as much as it hurts you.
Translation: My pain ends after this conversation; your pain lives on forever.
Excuse: I'm getting back together with my ex.
Translation: I no longer even speak to my ex, but I'd rather die alone than spend another second with you.
Anyway, if you have not already know, I'm kind of into beading and making bling bling and SO....I made this pair of earring.
Let me know ur views on it and IF it's sell-able? Any takers? *wink*
